In Service to the Fluffy Spirit
We are a fellowship devoted to the gentle power of joy, the comfort of soft paws, and the art of becoming better humans. The Velvet Testament calls us to weave compassion into the fabric of daily life, to share our blessings, and to honor the sacred rest. All who seek warmth, kindness, and a place in the great tapestry are welcome here. Halle-hop!
FAQ
Is this a joke?
Yes... and no. We’re joking with the trappings... not with the values. We take kindness seriously.
Do I need to believe anything?
Believe in naps, snacks, and people. Debate theology if you want... just don’t be a jerk.
Where does money go?
Hosting, print costs, and a monthly mutual‑aid fund posted publicly. When there’s profit... we share it.
Can I start a local chapter?
Yes. Gather three friends, pick a coffee shop, and do one tangible good thing per month. Send photos.